Dick Holder

nickname for vagina

Hey girl, get that dick holder over here, I need me some lovins.

by horny dude October 15, 2011

dick brothers

Two guys who have fucked the same chick.

Whoah... You both slept with Theresa?? You mean you two are dick brothers???

by monkey toes March 3, 2004

Cauli-dick

The end your dick looks like a cauliflower...from so many STDs.

Dude..you got "cauli-dick"!
I know...she was a dirty girl.

by Alfay July 22, 2009

dick cheney

A hired gun who will "accidently" shoot his own friends. He is old and was vice president of the USA for 8 horrible years. He had more power and authority than the actual president. He has strong republican values and that is why the world started to hate the US, becuase the rest of the world is liberal. Was the former CEO of Haliburton so he has business ties that further screwed the USA. Him and his Georgey left the USA in horrible condition, just to see if the democrats can make it better. Gave up by 2003 and with the supervision of G. Bush pointed the USA military at a random country (first he landed on Canada, then China, then landed on Iraq). Suspected robot because he is so old.

Dick Cheney is a dick.

by SilenceDogood January 14, 2010

Orc Dick

When a penis is surrounded by so much pubic hair that only the head pokes through, and it looks like an orc peaking its head out of the black forest.

Usually only happens when the penis is flacid and the pubes unshaven, and most commonly with small penises.

Chuck: Yo man, I pants'd Connor and accidently saw his dick.
Scott: That's hilarious, what did it look like?
Chuck: Kind of weird, to be honest. All I saw was bush with a little head poking out.
Scott: Dude, Connor's got an Orc Dick!

by DirtyScotty December 2, 2009

God Dicked

To be screwed over by an Act of God.

The people of Japan were really God Dicked by the recent earthquake and tsunami.

by Dr. Stew April 21, 2011

Dick of Shame

When you do something dumb, uncordinated, or badly and get hurt, that is when you take the dick of shame. The word can be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

Me: "Hey Peter I broke my leg"
Peter: "Take the Dick of Shame, take it".

by Dick of Shame April 21, 2011