dick brothers

Two guys who have fucked the same chick.

Whoah... You both slept with Theresa?? You mean you two are dick brothers???

by monkey toes March 3, 2004

Dick Holder

nickname for vagina

Hey girl, get that dick holder over here, I need me some lovins.

by horny dude October 15, 2011

Dicks in the butt

A semi-undercover attempt to still say that someone is acting, has just said something or is "gay", "gay as hell" or "gay as fuck" without saying gay.

**Best if used when in a situation where it may not necessarily be the most 'acceptable' to say that someone is acting or has just said something 'gay as hell' or 'gay as fuck'.

Dude, WTF?! Did you just see that shit?

Hahahaha...ya fool...that was Dicks in the butt

by weezy_beezy May 12, 2009

Marc-Dick

A long, slender, perpetually flaccid penis, often acting in the manner of a limp noodle. It has no practical use besides urination. Often pale and clammy.

Marc-Dick, Fishing line, twine, needledick.

by fittucker October 31, 2010

Dick of Shame

When you do something dumb, uncordinated, or badly and get hurt, that is when you take the dick of shame. The word can be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

Me: "Hey Peter I broke my leg"
Peter: "Take the Dick of Shame, take it".

by Dick of Shame April 21, 2011

dick fluffer

the guy (or girl) who preps the penis before a porno flick. blowjob optional.

"don't worry about it, I hired a dick fluffer so you don't get nervous before the big shoot"

by Ethan Schiller December 25, 2007

Dick beers

When a male takes off his clothes and pours a beer over his chest so it runs down his body and off the end of his dick. Another willing male is on his knees, waiting for the now warm bubbly goodness.

Hey Lee you thirsty?
Sure am Karl. Could go a couple of Dick beers
Well get on your knees mate and I'll get nude. Here it comes buddy now open that pretty mouth of yours and put it close to my cock. Closer.
Mmm gurgle gurgle. It's warm.

by Gravy balls February 23, 2018