cock thauthe

A homosexual man trying to say "Cock Sauce". His gay accent works like a reverted lisp, changing "Sauce" into "Thauthe".

Gay man: Gawd, I absolutely love cock thauthe! *makes gay hand motion*
Straight man: Fuck off, queer

by Nazi Nigger October 28, 2006

cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub

"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"

by takeittothemacks December 19, 2008

Alarm cock

An unusual form of alarm used to wake one up in the morning,provided by males, usually used on females (some exceptions may apply) that may cause either intense pleasure or discomfort, depending on the user and alarm. Please note that this device does not work when the alarm is under the age of 12 or above the age of 60. One method to remedy this situation for those above the age of 60 may be a little blue pill that can be provided by your local doctor.

Batteries not needed.

there's something wrong with my alarm cock, it's started waking me up later and later nowadays

by chocolatesa August 15, 2003

Shell cocked

When you are surprised by the size; small or large of someone's penis

He got his cock out, it was huge, I was completely shell cocked

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

cock flock

A moderate to massive sized group of douchebag guys walking to a party together without any girls

Wow dude look at that cock flock. It's taking up the whole sidewalk

by g-rizzthriz September 10, 2009

Cock-Assist

The opposite of Cock-Block.
When someone does their best to get two people together

Yo, so I was sitting there with my friend...and my other friend comes up to me and dumps my girlfriend into my arms. He was such a Cock-assist

by cock-aid January 19, 2010

cock rushed

when you get an overwhelming desire for the female kind.

"i saw that buff girl in the supermarket, i was cock rushed".

by Coxyboi2110 May 17, 2009