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Beans

Is it a fruit or a vegetable? No one knows but what we do know is if you want the farts of god then they are the food for you.
You: I HAD BEANS FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER*farts*
Everyone: *puts on a gas mask as quick as possible but still die to the power of BEANS!!!!*
by Search Beans, I Dare You May 19, 2020
mugGet the Beansmug.

Bean pipe

Being an annoying up your ass Mexican , usually virgin , lives in moms basement
by CaleeebtheCat February 10, 2021
mugGet the Bean pipemug.

Bean

That sweet sweet headgear poking out from where your aiming, just to get knocked off with your deagle after hitting one of the nastiest shots of your life
by Kyler ;) June 8, 2020
mugGet the Beanmug.

Bean Sauce

when you ejaculate and shit in your girlfriends vagina causing her to throw up all over your dick therefor giving you aids
Me: Im hungry
Her: Want some bean sauce?
Me: Yes please!
by penisthundercuntnugget October 5, 2019
mugGet the Bean Saucemug.

Le$bean

Le$bean someone who likes girls as a gu
by anonymous August 16, 2021
mugGet the Le$beanmug.

Bean is cold

When a female is wearing a dress or skirt and her vagina and other private parts are cold.
girl 1: I can't believe you are wearing that skirt, it's going to get below freezing tonight.
girl 2: Tell me about it, my bean is cold!
by lovesdinosaurs28 November 10, 2012
mugGet the Bean is coldmug.

giverda beans

When you have to give a full send but beans are fucking life
That shit looks sketch, better giverda beans or you might not make it.
by ObamawantsmyM4 October 5, 2019
mugGet the giverda beansmug.

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