bean head

When ones head is shaped like a bean.

Kakusu Harry has the biggest bean head i've ever seen, it's fucking massive.

by BigBanta May 19, 2016

smottie bean

the smottie bean inside the vag on a women, the little bean thing

tickle the smottie bean on a booty call

by tom franklin rules January 8, 2010

Beans

That brown shit that you eat at chipotle

Are you eating shit sir?

No. Its beans asshole

by Eater August 30, 2019

Bean

A good looking person

Wow, that's a bean if I've ever seen one!

by asdfghjkl;lkjyuj February 18, 2019

beans

a cat that has one single braincell in his tiny head. that braincell is tv static.

is that beans the cat?

yeah! he's a dumbass with one braincell.

by thebestemma November 25, 2021

Bean Fever

The act of being turned on by a female. Specifically her genitalia.

I have a bad case of Bean Fever.

by Kstanty07 August 4, 2025

Good beans

A historical term of endearment or good fortune derived from a moment between Lord Uxbridge and Wellington in the battle of Waterloo. Traditionally exclaimed to bolster spirits before uncertain endeavours—like charging into battle or attending a family reunion.

"Good beans, Wellington!"
"If there is anything in this world about which I know positively nothing, it is agriculture."

by jonathane jesus April 18, 2024