That one guy nobody invited

That one unwanted person who ALWAYS finds a way to get into your conversations no matter the topic.

You: “Remember that one time back in high school when you-“
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”

by thatonekidnextdoorlol October 7, 2025

Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.

Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018

guys and dolls

a really good musical about gambling in new york

timmy:*sees guys and dolls*
also timmy:bravo

by raybeez April 8, 2022

A chill guy

A person who is just vibin'. He's okay with the flow of things just as they are and tries not to intervene with the pace of life.

(Key player) - Imagine how frustrating it was to learn all keys parts just to find out I'd have to play bass at tomorrow gig;
(Bass player, sick) - /jei:/ , that's why don't learn keys parts;
(Key player) - Wow, I didn't know you were such a chill guy!

by chill_slav December 14, 2024

Guy in a tie syndrome

Guy in a tie syndrome is when a Karen or Karen adjacent person asks to see a male employee, even if they are less experienced than a female employee.

That lady has guy in a tie syndrome!

by Meznight July 26, 2024

Bri-Guy

A guy who is obsessed with collecting yetis and doesn’t stop talking about how fire his salsa is. If you see him on the street you’ve probably heard him quoting “The Campaign” and crying over a missed parlay.

Oh you’re maxing out your bets this week? That’s so Bri-Guy of you.

by Shooter McGavin February 6, 2025

‘That Guy’ Disease

When in games like Monopoly and Uno, someone has their money or cards STUPIDLY unorganized. Like, just a mountain of multi-colored bills laying in their lap. Could be minor, like unstraight cards, or severe, like sideways cards.

I played cards with my friend and I started to suffer to horribly from ‘That Guy’ Disease that my friend paused the game and fixed my cards.

by VanillN May 30, 2023