Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

O&D

Origin and Destination

"She is my O&D!"

by hahaha7140 May 22, 2016

Billy O. Naire

A generic name for the common billionaire. Don't get it. Read the term out loud and you will. :)

Person A: Who is the richest person on the planet?
Person B.: Why Billy O. Naire of course.
Person C: Actually, Bill Gates

by ManMan36 June 9, 2016

ton o alcohol

Copious amounts of alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Term generally used in the southern United States.

Hay babe, how about you run down to the corner store and pick up a ton o alcohol.

by SWEDISH PIMP October 15, 2016

Tori O.

a slut, hoe, thot, all ove the above...
pops pussy for any nigga or even a bitch..

gives slurpies like a vacuum....

NIGGA : son, u seen what tori o. did to my nigga and his girlfriend
other Nigga : yea she gave tehm the two for one deal..

by jumpanleo August 20, 2016

O shit

What you say after something unexpecting happens or trying to be funny when you're not at all you worthless sack of shit.

Car:*runs over bowl of spaghetti*
Guy:"o shit"

by Shayeiguess January 19, 2018

o dang

when you have your bestfriend tell your crush you like him then he leaves you on open then you have her text back that y’all were joking and this is is response

O Dang

by billybob2573919 January 20, 2018