cheese wheel

a round wheel of cheesy awesomeness.

girl: hmm, im hungry.

guy: u should eat a cheese wheel!

cheese wheel by kolfan June 20, 2009

Dick cheese 

Usually a certain person that sits next to you in class and is super annoying and smells bad

Dude Devon is such a fucking dick cheese

Dick cheese by Tytydozdadefinitions July 10, 2017

cheese stick 

a solidified cumball. enjoy your next one

Jim: This cheese stick tastes like cum.

Bob: That's because it is! Now please tell me how you know what cum tastes like.

cheese stick by yoyoPICKLEyoyo May 16, 2009

Wine and Cheese Party 

When you pour a box of wine into a vagina w/ a yeast infection and she quirts it back into your mouth.

I want to try a Wine and Cheese Party w/ my gf, but I don't wanna stain the carpet in the back of my van.

Wine and Cheese Party by Jim Stammers February 14, 2012

cheese cake 

when someone jizzes in someones sandals then hides them in the freezer. Then later slides out the frozen jizz, thus making the cheese cake.

This cheese cake looks a bit white

cheese cake by david bighairy June 14, 2011

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Occurs when a man is giving a woman oral, and places a slice of cheese on a woman's vagina, lets it melt, and proceeds to eat the cheese off.

Dale: You ever have a grilled cheese sandwich?
Brennan: Like the food?
Dale: No the position

Grilled Cheese Sandwich by BenEpps March 2, 2010

Cheese and Crackers 

The very wrong act of wearing white socks and sandels. The white socks being the cheese and the sandels being the crackers.

"Dude! Did we just walk into a cheese and crackers convention?"

"Check out that guy's cheese and crackers!"

Cheese and Crackers by Dan Mc December 29, 2007