When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024
Get the Homemade Molten Lava Cakemug. A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.
It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.
It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.
Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!
Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!
Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?
by Quicksand Boy January 10, 2018
Get the Fruit Cakemug. A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)
"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"
"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."
"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."
by Patty-cake threesome September 16, 2014
Get the patty-cake threesomemug. When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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