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Brown Elephant Exchange

When two people put their anuses together, one person defecates (preferably a solid log), while the other relaxes to receive the gift into their rectum.

Derived from the "White Elephant" (a crappy gift - pun intended), the Brown Elephant Exchange also illustrates the exchange of items from one elephant trunk to another.

This maneuver is typically only performed by experts.
After Tad and Charles cut their teeth mastering the rusty trombone, they joined the big leagues by completing a successful Brown Elephant Exchange.
by Matt-tastic January 1, 2013
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Bobby Brown Jaw

Happens when too much drug use (especially crack, coke, or heroin) effects your facial features, causing your jaw to open loosely and sway back and forth (like it's broken). The result of potent drug use.
"Eye of the law, aspire for more
The kilos came, we gave you Bobby Brown jaw"- Pusha T (So Appalled)
by The Duh-Duh Man October 14, 2010
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Browning Hi-Power

A single action, all steel 9mm semi automatic pistol with a 13 round magazine. It was the last pistol developed by John M. Browning before his death in 1926. Design and manufacture was taken over by Fabrique Nationale of Belgium and completed in 1935. It is in service with 100 countries at present, from Great Britain to Korea.
The Browning Hi-Power is a fantastic combat pistol.
by JoeBob September 21, 2003
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Baked Brown Log

Used when final retribution is required.

"Baked Brown Log" is the act of taking a cookie sheet and expelling everything that exists in your bowels onto it and then putting it in the oven at a medium high heat. Then you leave it to bake and fill the house with an aroma that is comparible to a sewage treatment plant on a hot summer's day.
My bitch cheated on me so I left her a BAKED BROWN LOG in the oven cooking for her.
by Canadavey May 19, 2007
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Brown Bricks With Minecraft

When a celebrity or influencer tries and fails to relate to "the kids". In reference to Inspector Gadget Plays Minecraft
Sally: Did you see that guy on Instagram dabbing in 2019?

Bob: Brown Bricks with Minecraft moment, right there
by CaseyKat November 27, 2019
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Spicy Brown Mustard

Sexual lubricant which is likely to create a warm burning sensation on contact.
"Massage my penis with spicy brown mustard plz."
by Vicorin July 3, 2006
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Brown Ring of Death

Squeezing out a rather toxic fart while iInconspicuously circling a person or group of people so that no matter where the person/people try to go they cannot escape your toxic butt fumes.
Guy 1: What is that smell?
Guy 2: -giggling-
Guy 3: You did NOT just Brown Ring of Death me!
by aseaiswear March 27, 2009
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