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Bitch lasagna

Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun, I review you, zero, bye bitch, gone
So come on, T-Series, looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (Ew)
I'm a Blue-Eyes White Dragon while you're just Dark Magician (Oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation
But I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (Ops)
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community
No Papa, no Papa, yes Papa; Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fuckin' party with some
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just wetting their pajama
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
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Fuckin Bitches

Used in a situation that causes dissapointment, or anger.
\ - "Lets go get a drink"

\ - "AW WHAT, I CANT USE THIS FOUNTAIN?"

\ - "FUCKIN BITCHESSSSS.."
by PusEye June 29, 2011
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camp bitches

A bitch that one would find at camp. A woman that will do anything within the confines of a camper or tent. A woman with whom you can rock the camper.
I'll be in the camper with some camp bitches. Bring on the Camp Bitches!
by Jon H April 13, 2004
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pregnant bitch

A slang term used to describe the handiwork of a novice joint roller. The finished joint is fat in the middle and skinny on the ends resembling a pregnant woman.
Man, next time let Daniel roll the J. All you ever roll is pregnant bitches and they burn all funny.
by Grouch April 20, 2004
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Man-Bitch

noun: A heterosexual male who has been trained by his wife or girlfriend to watch female oriented shows such as "The Bad Girls Club", "Flavor of Love", Lifetime Channel, and the like.
"Jason came to the realization that he had become a Man-Bitch when he chose to watch a Lifetime Movie with his wife instead of the Giants football game."
by BuggieBlade March 5, 2008
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Titty Bitch

A guy who acts like a girl and is an overall vagina about things. a.k.a. a pussy bitch. This word is by far the most insulting of the "pussy" arsenal.
Dude #1: "Dude Bryson is a total bitch about everything. He can't do anything right and he utterly sucks at life."

Dude #2: "Yeah man, he is a total Titty Bitch."
by Matt Buchanan April 28, 2008
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fickle bitch

Trying to decide when stuck in the middle of something rough or being in a tough situation. Also can be describing a bitch who gets in the way of everything and tries to ruin your life. Makes life a living hell.
1. I'm in such a bad place right now.....I'm in a fickle bitch.
2. She is such a homewrecker, she ruins everything!! I hate that fickle bitch
by Bitchandshit January 13, 2016
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