One Song Fan

A person who considers themselves a huge fan of a certain band, mostly to the point of purchasing the band's merchandise and attending their concerts, despite only knowing one of their songs, most of the time being the band's most mainstream hit.

One Song Fan: "Oh my god!!!! I'm the biggest fan of AFI!!! They rock!!! I wanna see them live!!!"

Friend: "Ok cool. What's your fave AFI song?"

One Song Fan: "Miss Murder. But that's the only song I've heard from them. But they ROCK!!! I love them!!!"

by renegadesoldier September 14, 2008

one eye popeye

After smoking marijuana out of a pipe, the act of holding the carb and exhaling air through the pipe as to blow the ash from the bowl.

hey phil, go ahead and one eye popeye that bowl out the window.. biatch.

by smdizzle May 17, 2007

one seven five

A 1.75 liter bottle of alcohol.

hey, pick me up a one seven five of rum.

by djashburnmn October 3, 2007

One shovel woman

Hitting a woman in the head/face with a shovel then starting to dig.

Marcus, did you meet the new stupid temp? She's totally a one shovel woman.

by eric from chicago March 29, 2009

Rub One For The Homies

When you jiz on the ground in tribute of all your buddies who are not getting laid.

Bro "Hey man, why were you in your room so long?"
Bro 2 "Cause man, I wanted to rub one for the homies bro. Do you have a mop I can borrow?"
Bro " No I don't have a mop."

by TheSloppyBrown January 31, 2014

Smashed one out

Masturbating

Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.

by Nope not me October 18, 2018

two-for-one special

Refers to da delightful situation where ya go to visit one nice in-her-late-teens chick, and she happens to have her best friend --- another hot sweet-natured teenage damsel --- over for a visit, and so ya get TWO pretty girls to hold hands with.

I usually try to visit my cutie-pie lady-friends in the afternoon or evening, since that's often when they will have one or two other equally-delightful blinky-eyed chicks over to hang out, and so I get a two-for-one special --- TWO soft warm hands to clasp or press against my cheeks, and TWO sweet smiling faces beaming shyly at me.

by QuacksO September 23, 2018