drop a dragon's goat

Take a dump.

"I really need to drop a dragon's goat."
"I haven't dropped a dragon's goat in awhile; I think I should see the doctor."
"I'll be out in a minute. I'm dropping a dragon's goat."

by DragunBruk December 7, 2013

Dropped a Dos

When you shit your pants at work or made a huge mistake.

Aww man, I can't believe I dropped a dos on that new project.

by Stevie Cray Cray December 12, 2013

needs a date with a razor

A guy in need of a shave real bad!

He sure looks like he needs a date with a razor!

A guy who hasn't shaved for awhile

by Gamcocklady March 31, 2014

Pack a dungeon

The act of putting chewing tobacco into your anus

Get some skoal so i can pack a dungeon

by chillguy123 June 29, 2014

Pull a David

When you neglect your aquarium to a point in which your fish would rather jump out and commit suicide rather than living another minute in the aquarium.

Damn your tank is dirty, you're about to pull a David if you don't clean it asap!

by timboslice84 August 1, 2014

Take a dumpling

When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.

I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.

by Oohmang May 11, 2015

pull a donald trump

to be a hypocrite; or, to be a two-faced piece of shit

OMG! Don't pull a donald trump on me.

by bluegoddess July 24, 2016