Piss

It's piss what else did you think it was... It's that water like liquid that comes out of a dick when you need to go "number one"
Not to be confused with cum the primarily slimier, stickier and white liquid

Jim: "Afk, I need to take a piss"
Jimothy: "Ight, too much info though"

by Raccoon gamer March 12, 2023

poopy piss baby

someone who is acting like a piss baby

“Austin is being a poopy piss baby”

by ConDon437 March 15, 2023

Piss ass (verb)

The act of going to the bathroom sitting down , and after taking a piss you take a dump and the dump makes a splash so big that piss splashes back onto (and in some cases inside) your ass

Definition: piss ass (verb)

getting piss on (or in) your ass after taking a large shit.

Last night i took a dump so big i gave myself piss ass , worst feeling ever

by THe master bedroom March 21, 2023

That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

piss off tonight

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by nylonthingy April 1, 2023

Piss Shiver

That little shiver that happened after you take a piss.

'Bro, you good?'
"Nah I just had a piss shiver'
'I feel you man'

by K9123 May 29, 2024

Piss Pint

A drinking game created in the United Kingdom, whilst its origin is somewhat unknown, the rules of the game are simple.

On a night out with the lads, the first person who needs to break the seal (first piss of the night), must fill a pint glass with their piss and then chug it.

Lad 1: We playing Piss Pint tonight, lads?
Lad 2: Aye.
Lad 3: Aw shit, I'm busting already.
Lad 4: Chug it down sunshine!

by Maykko May 30, 2024