chocolate brain shake

This act is performed on a recent deceased corps. First you sergically removing the brain then placing it in a blender mixing with fresh human excrement and seamen. You then begin to blend up with ice and serve up in a pint class which the u drink till ur hearts contempt!
Yo mate i could do with one those "chocolate brain shakes"that u made me the other day it tasted nutty which sent my taste bud wild.
by natural born kaners December 26, 2009
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Chocolate snowflake

During anal sex, spraying whip cream into the ass and having someone squat over you and fart it out on your chest
Ending a wild night with a pig of a woman she asked to shit on my chest and I said no but you can give me a chocolate snowflake
by Cypdirtydirt May 18, 2022
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chocolate chubby

When you have to take a dump so bad but can't because you have pressing matters and it just comes out, and you have to wait a little while to get cleaned up, thus supporting the chocolate chubby.
I was stuck working the line and I shit my pants, everyone saw my chocolate chubby . And I was saving that dump for a Cleveland steamroller tonight
by Bwadds February 03, 2016
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triple chocolate dingdong

Yo homie pass me a triple chocolate dingdong
by Croutonkiller November 18, 2016
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Chocolate lolly-pop

When you have anal with a girl and you get shit on your dick. Then she gives you a bj.
She sucked on the chocolate lolly-pop after you had anal.
by Pussy_Slayer21 February 08, 2017
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Chocolate Pie

You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!
"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"

"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"

"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"
by Yeah It's KK November 21, 2019
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Chocolate Orchestra

When all the boys go to the bathroom together after eating taco bell, this is only possible when there are rows of stalls and the squad has major butt pee.
Zach: (at drive-through window) Thanks for the 5-layer beefy burritos
...5 minutes later
Ed: Damn, these burritos got me feeling some type of way!
Nate: Me too man, I don't feel so good
Ed: Sounds like we're going to the chocolate orchestra tonight
by HAM_THUMPER December 07, 2022
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