Raining in brown town

To have very loose or watery bowl movements. Diarrhea.

I was totally excited for my day off until it started raining in brown town and ended any fun I was about to have.

by Markhitz September 8, 2009

Hire Mike Brown

To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.

Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.

by Pseudo Decathalon June 19, 2010

Sultan of Brown Eye

A man obsessed with assholes, and everything about them from poop to benoit balls to anal sex.

Man, that Sultan of Brown Eye is a sick fuck. After enjoying a Cleveland Steamer, he gave her a rim job, shoved some benoit balls up her ass, and afterward they had anal sex. She finished him off by giving him a Rusty Trombone.

by sportznut3081 December 18, 2010

Brown Onion Rider

A person who has anal sex as the pitcher/deliverer.

Look at that guy with the pink shirt. I bet he's a brown onion rider.

by DaHolmes March 21, 2023

Hunt for Brown October

phrase relating to the emitting of a particularly large chocolate submarine, a u-bend u-uboat, that whilst maintaining periscope depth, stealthily moves out of sight into waters new.

Crikey chaps, exclaimed carruthers, after all that pheasant and guiness last night, it was like hunt for brown october in my dunny this morning!

by The big thorpowski August 18, 2006

pink and brown shuffle

To rapidly alternate between fucking a girl's asshole and vagina while fucking her from behind.

"Dude I was giving her the pink and brown shuffle and I accidentally stabbed her in the taint"

by Bojangelz October 27, 2012

lay down the brown

use the bathroom, defecate.

Oh! Be right back, I've got to lay down the brown

by peyt April 28, 2006