Urban Dictionary

Y'all are nasty

john: types name into urban dictionary
first response: John is a Man-hoe with a tiny penis
john: WTF?
Second response: John is the most annoying person you'll ever meet
john: WHHHYYYYYYYY
Third response: Fuck you, john!

by Me-Me-Big-Boi May 5, 2019

Urban dictionary neophyte

An urban dictionary neophyte is Someone who has written a definition within the last 5 years. reminds millennials that the younger generation is the manifestation of Idiocracy. I’m just sincerely disappointed in the typos and overly self serious definitions that people give. Back in my day urban dictionary was spot on. But I guess that’s why they call it urban. It’s representative of the Times.

The urban dictionary neophyte tried but failed.

by We’re all saying the same thin October 2, 2022

Urban Dictionary

I wanted a definition.

Not 55 ways to have sex with a water bottle.

Me: *Vibing trying to figure out what air is*

Definition: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HA-

Me: *Throws my phone*

Me: Urban Dictionary please- I wanna know what a shark is.

Dictionary: It's a way to Frick ur mum uwu hehehwn3mdns.snsmwme

by AAAAAAAAAAAAExceptsomeonestol- July 3, 2021

Urban Dictionary

An amusing attempt to be an online website with an edge for news based upon words. Urban Dictionary needs a complete rethink especially when they make sweeping statements about Derby City without conducting any due diligence.

Urban Dictionary should refrain from comments regarding Derby City

by Derby City Supportery October 19, 2017

Urban Dictionary

This site. Like the one you're on right now. I don't know how else to explain this man.

You're literally using the Urban Dictionary right now.

by Lord Trash September 21, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website that defines common and uncommon slang, and can be updated by any user. Basically a wikipedia for ICP fans living in a trailer park.

"Yo whoop-whoop, put dat shit on urban dictionary"

by them3atp0psicle June 14, 2017

Urban Dictionary

An unfunny website filled with 12 y/o's looking for/making sex definitions because their tiny shrimp always wants to stick itself in their dream woman who is probably way older.

This website also contains things which actually help. Example: Math Definitions, Celebrity News, Science Terms and Meme Definitions.

If you are a publisher on Urban Dictionary, Please avoid making any explicit, unfunny jokes or sex terms because we all know you're 12.

The Urban Dictionary Is Fucked Until Reporting Works.

by DiamondCob319 September 19, 2023