piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

Straight Cat Piss

Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking

Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc

Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”

Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 06, 2018

Acoustic Piss

When a person relieves themselves without the use of a toilet, such as in a forest.

I acoustic pissed outside my house, but I was seen my neighbor.

by Kenjatime69 July 04, 2021

Piss Pumkin

Watermelon

I ate that piss pumkin and it squirted juice all over me

by WILLYWYATTWONKA July 02, 2019

Piss bucket

Piss bucket

1) Where you urinate inside of another human during sexual intercourse.

2) Used to call someone a dickhead / fuckknuckle.

1) I heard he turned his lass into a Piss bucket the other night.

2) Oi, stop being a Piss bucket mate, please.

by Google it dude March 12, 2019

Piss Bucket

A term of dislike used for someone/something that reminds you of piss and/or buckets. This can be used to represent your hatred towards a person, or all of society.

"YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING PISS BUCKET!"

by you're not invited May 28, 2016