day one shit

a technique someone should understand who has been working at a particular trait for a time period longer than the first day of the job status.

Patterson-"Hey, did you guys know that the
safety wire on the utility pump is all jacked up?"

Twat-"Why were you looking at the safety wire on the utility pump?

Patterson-"We are installing one on another bird and wanted to see how it needs to go on."

Twat-"That's day one shit, and your a Sgt. you should know how to do safety wire on a utility pump!!"

by Killa-D October 21, 2008

one hitta quita

Expression used to show how high quality the marajunana is.

Rian said,"Meet me at kile's after school,he's got some weed that's a one hita quita."

by Burnt May 13, 2005

one pump chump

a friend who has his first ever relationship in his life, and his first time fucking he only lasts thirty seconds in her vagina

josh: so i heard you lasted 30 seconds sean: meah... she was tight josh:yea okay you dont thrust once and call it quits you one pump chump you go back and pounce on it

by josh510 July 12, 2009

One Song Fan

A person who considers themselves a huge fan of a certain band, mostly to the point of purchasing the band's merchandise and attending their concerts, despite only knowing one of their songs, most of the time being the band's most mainstream hit.

One Song Fan: "Oh my god!!!! I'm the biggest fan of AFI!!! They rock!!! I wanna see them live!!!"

Friend: "Ok cool. What's your fave AFI song?"

One Song Fan: "Miss Murder. But that's the only song I've heard from them. But they ROCK!!! I love them!!!"

by renegadesoldier September 14, 2008

One Hit Ritt

The Best Rapper In The state Of Florida.

You Know One Hit Ritt? Yeah Hes the Beast In Florida Man!

by ONe Hit Ritt February 5, 2010

One handed rodeo

The sexual act of doing doggy style with one hand in the air for your watching audience

Look that nigga just did the one handed rodeo on that bitch

by Josef c Bokeyno October 16, 2009

Purple Veiny One

The main source of food and train of thought of the native Laurence. Although denial is quite prevelant, the native Laurence has a sharp nose for the Purple Veiny One, especially if its place is on the body of a woman that was once a man

"I've taken a large shit before.....I'm sure i could cop a purple veiny one from a tranny"

by pooftaguts February 21, 2010