Dancing like chickens in a pen

To take ecstasy and dance throughout the night without stop like chickens dancing in a pen.

I was dancing like chickens in a pen

Tom was mashed and was dancing like chickens in a pen

There was a lot of people dancing like chickens in a pen

by John Mates April 28, 2007

Beat off Like a Monkey

To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.

"Dude whats that stain on the wall?"

"I Beat off Like a Monkey the other day."

"Haha sick!"

by sjp092 February 16, 2010

rat like freak

matthew wilcox

wilcox is a rat

by shayle November 14, 2003

beat like a drum

Something that is beat (but expressed here as a simile pun). Tired, old, oldfashioned, boring, lame, played-out.

That bar (or party) was beat like a drum.

by H.C. Tunison January 18, 2008

Face like a Plasters radio

When you have a sack full and unload the lot over you partners face. They then have a face like a plasters radio.

I'd make her face like a plasters radio.

by akira1310 May 12, 2018

neat like taco meat

Something too awesome to be just neat and just as tasty as taco meat.

Dude, that movie was "neat like taco meat".

by Mike Lightner April 28, 2006

I like your shoes

I like your shoes: If a person of the female gender says "I like your shoes" to a straight man, it is undeniable that she feels tremendous sexual desire for him. It is the one truly sure-fire way to know if she wants to bang. Unfortunately, it may require some human social skills to figure out her interests beyond the basics of sex, such as what positions she prefers to do it in.

Jen: "Hiya bob. I like your shoes"
*Bob clears space on his desk*
Bob: "Thanks, I got them yesterday"
*Jen puts herself on the desk, wrapping her legs around his face*
Jen: "Oh, cool. Where at?"
Bob: "oh uh, I actually got them off amazon. Say, should I maybe eat your pussy?"
Jen: "might aswell while youre down there"

by Reallyreallyreallyreallycoolgu August 7, 2020