by GrassHoppingBadDog February 09, 2012
Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.
by i<3eg May 22, 2009
someone who doesn’t actually have blue hair i just lost an argument and that’s my only comeback also i probably haven’t gone outside or touched a woman and i’m a raging virgin who reads AO3 to simulate human contact
by plnetj September 03, 2021
The small number of states where the majority of the citizens chose to elect a Giant Deusch instead of a Turd Sandwich for president.
"Not a huge fan of Kerry but how can a guy support freedom but oppose gay marriage? People came to this country to escape those types of restrictions. My wife and I are still a straight couple even if the gay ciple next door gets married. There contrat is completely separate and unrelated to ours. Even though I think gay marriage is gross, it's really nobody's else's business but theirs."
by #14012008011413070515180705 May 22, 2005
A fetish where one is aroused only when wearing blue jeans. A person that incorporates Blue Jean into the love making process.
Matt was surprised when in the throws of passion his partner went and put on blue jeans and proceeded to rub himself all over Matt's crotch. Matt found out his partner was a "blue jean queen."
by JasonPDX1974 May 12, 2011
Person who uses this bitmoji selfie is a stoner , a dealer or a weirdo. Or all of that.
I like people with the blue bitmoji selfie.
I like people with the blue bitmoji selfie.
by Lottalost June 24, 2020
The nagging and persistent melancholy that follows a night and/or day of binge-drinking, especially if you have done something regrettable during that time. This is usually coupled with a hangover.
"I was laying in bed all day with a bad case of 'post-booze blues', after unsuccessfully trying to hook up with my boss last night at the Christmas party"
by Ned Shaver December 11, 2009