Trumpet Cunt

a person who is deficient in education, morals or wit and shows this when interacting with others.

"Matt shut it you trumpet cunt"

by Chris Newton March 13, 2007

cunt tamer

one who uses profound cocksmanship to control that bitch from the cunt up.

Rob's ability to make bitches cum earned him the status of cunt tamer.

by cookiepuss666 May 12, 2007

blunder cunt

An old school definition meaning one who takes a long time to accomplish an obljective due to an easily ditracted mind.

I sent that blunder cunt to the store four hours ago for milk.

by hung low November 25, 2007

Cunting Wankers

British term for Americans and America in general.

America is full of cunting wankers

by AnonFuckers January 9, 2009

chubby cunt

An interesting insult to a fat person or just a regular person when you are mad, most effective on fat people

Conner!, you’re a chubby cunt!

by Disnigga09 January 3, 2018

clapped cunt

A clapped cunt can be one of two meanings -

1) a cunt that has been slapped repeatedly creating a clap-like sound. (Insult)

~or~

2) A vagina that has "the clap" (meaning Clamidea)

- your welcome, yours faithfully,

Fred Weasley

"Alex you clapped cunt!"

"Kanye West is such a clapped cunt"
"Who clapped your cunt Elizabeth?!"

"I'm sorry Mrs Kardashian-West, but your test came back, you've got the clap"
"I heard that the Cougar at number 11 is spreading the clap more than the woman at number 12 is spreading her legs"

by FreddieWeasley December 30, 2016

cunt punt

just another dumb way immature dudes will use a football reference to describe kicking chics in the lady parts.

I've landes the most kicks to chics in their vaginas. I'm the reigning cunt punt champion. MVP MOST CUNT PUNTS LANDED!!!

by SuezeeSmurd November 7, 2018