When a girl is giving you a blowjob but then coughs so you push her off because you don’t want to risk getting coronavirus but then you get blue balls and you wonder which is worse.
by Shrek is love, Shrek is life March 31, 2020
Get the Coronavirus Blue ballsmug. The small number of states where the majority of the citizens chose to elect a Giant Deusch instead of a Turd Sandwich for president.
"Not a huge fan of Kerry but how can a guy support freedom but oppose gay marriage? People came to this country to escape those types of restrictions. My wife and I are still a straight couple even if the gay ciple next door gets married. There contrat is completely separate and unrelated to ours. Even though I think gay marriage is gross, it's really nobody's else's business but theirs."
by #14012008011413070515180705 May 24, 2005
Get the U.S. "blue states"mug. The nagging and persistent melancholy that follows a night and/or day of binge-drinking, especially if you have done something regrettable during that time. This is usually coupled with a hangover.
"I was laying in bed all day with a bad case of 'post-booze blues', after unsuccessfully trying to hook up with my boss last night at the Christmas party"
by Ned Shaver December 11, 2009
Get the Post-Booze Bluesmug. Person who uses this bitmoji selfie is a stoner , a dealer or a weirdo. Or all of that.
I like people with the blue bitmoji selfie.
I like people with the blue bitmoji selfie.
by Lottalost June 24, 2020
Get the Blue bitmoji selfiemug. A fetish where one is aroused only when wearing blue jeans. A person that incorporates Blue Jean into the love making process.
Matt was surprised when in the throws of passion his partner went and put on blue jeans and proceeded to rub himself all over Matt's crotch. Matt found out his partner was a "blue jean queen."
by JasonPDX1974 June 6, 2011
Get the Blue Jean Queenmug. The angst and sexual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. Like actual blue balls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.
by xctimmy November 24, 2011
Get the Chat Blue Ballsmug. Weak and/or insincere Democrats; word originated from the imaginary blue wave whooshing in to victory, that Democrats talk about using to beat out the Republicans in the 2018 and 2020 election cycles, while supporting corrupt candidates and candidates who accept PAC money and/or other corrupt dollars.
Come support the blue wave surfers this week at the democratic national convention. The blue wave surfers have an awful lot of broken boards, just like their promises to people of color. Will the strong blue wave surfers please stand up, so you can do something other than these ankle busters.
by HijabTalesSecuredByDuke July 23, 2018
Get the blue wave surfersmug.