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Dick Flick

A movie such as "300" or "Reservoir Dogs" which is full of gratuitous violence, gore and nudity, mostly geared towards men.

It's the opposite of a "Chick Flick."
Woman: "Eww...this movie is such a Dick Flick!"
by Arianwen March 24, 2007
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Dick chaney

The hunter of hunters. He will shoot you with a shotgun...hunting some of the smallest birds out there. Good job!
I'm sorry, but I'm in this hospital. Why? Oh, I got dick chaney'd.
by mattblak February 14, 2006
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dick tease

a girl who looks pretty good and flirts with a bunch of guys but doesn't actually like them or want to have anything to do with 'em; leads people on

ex1. lifeguard who'll let you put your feet in the pool but won't let you jump in.

ex2. forest ranger who give matches to a pyro and tells 'em not to burn the forest down.
Hey look at that girl. She's such a dick tease, kinda reminds me of that jennifer miles girl who likes chicks.
by Cricket September 13, 2004
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big dicks

Big Dicks is an expression used to express any emotion. This term should be yelled frequently and loudly, mainly to pedestrians who will in turn look around curiously. Other variations of 'Big Dicks' are 'Small Dicks' (disappointment), and simply holding your hands infront of your face about 2 feet away from eachother. This newer form of sign language for big dicks is a new step in its evolution. Big Dicks can now be seen anywhere it can't be heard.

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1. Mark: Big Dicks!
Elliot: yeah its gonna be sick!
2. Nick: dude small dicks jeff, put ur cock away.
Jeff: no eff u im driving do what i say.
3. (hands in front of face or on IM) |-------------|
by Senor Big Dick February 18, 2008
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Porno Dick

A man with a cock so massive in size and girth, coupled with the extraordinary skill of lovemaking like a GOD. When you find a man with a Porno Dick, you've found The One.
Me: Well, Neill and I finally made love the last night!

Lauren: Omg! Well, how was it?

Me: Lauren, he has a fucking PORNO DICK!

Lauren: You lucky tramp!
Me: I know!!
by Phoenix8118 July 14, 2009
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dick smack

(1)(verb) To smack someone with your dick (correct style dictates a sharp thump on the forehead, lips, or if burning with jizz- the eye)- done to illustrate dominance and the dicksmackee's position of submission or subjugation.

(2)(noun) That which is left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.

(3)(noun) One who has the same general worthlessness or usefulness as a lifeless penis combined with a dying mass of spent jizz.
"Hey dick smack, get off the couch and get your shit out of the washer."

"I loved that girl, she always appreciated a good old fashioned dick smacking. I can't say she really truly loved it, but she damn well respected it."
by Captclam August 25, 2006
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shit dick

1) Someone (Usually gay) who has anal intercourse with either a man or woman, leaving fecal remnants on their penis.
2) A racist term regarding african-american, implying that their penis is brown-the color of shit.
1) Those two guys are total shitdicks.
2) That guy's listening to 50 Cent!? Jesus, what a shitdick!
by Redwhitencrue25 July 21, 2005
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