<87

The greatest computerized symbol of love ever, way better than that stupid little <3.
If you <3 someone, you don't love them as much as you would if you were to <87 them.
Girl: I <3 you!

Guy: Well, that's weeeeeeak!

Girl: I <87 you!

Guy: Holy crap, bitch. That's a lot of love. I <87 you too!
by Phoenix8118 July 12, 2009
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Porno Dick

A man with a cock so massive in size and girth, coupled with the extraordinary skill of lovemaking like a GOD. When you find a man with a Porno Dick, you've found The One.
Me: Well, Neill and I finally made love the last night!

Lauren: Omg! Well, how was it?

Me: Lauren, he has a fucking PORNO DICK!

Lauren: You lucky tramp!
Me: I know!!
by Phoenix8118 July 14, 2009
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