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Itchy Poop Ass

Itchy Poop Ass occurs in the male population and is caused by insufficient wiping after defecation. As time progresses, the victim of Itchy Poop Ass (IPA), will begin to notice the agitation of the anus and surrounding area. The only known cure to Itchy Poop Ass is a shower.
Man Harrison I got some really bad Itchy Poop Ass because I didn't wipe properly today. I am going to have to leave work and take a shower.
Itchy Poop Ass by J Barn December 27, 2007
Related Words

Urkle Poop

A bowel movement so vile it makes you think, "Did I poo that?!"
An Urkle Poop is an indescribable, horrific, and never-before seen shit that will be coming to a toilet bowl near you. The only way to understand it, is to experience it

"Oh man, I just had an Urkle Poop. That shit coiled around seven times, had bumps all over it, and looked to have a jellyfish-like creature oozing out of it."
Urkle Poop by Bonin' Bobno February 11, 2010

too popped to poop 

An alternative way of saying"too pooped to pop"
Man, I worked all day; I'm too popped to poop.
too popped to poop by Liberte July 28, 2006

Digglet Poop

Long Thick Hard Semi Dry poop that's almost out and then, unexplicably RUSHES back into your Anus, Ass Raping you in the prosses
"Oh, oooooh, there it is... yeah, oh YEAH~!COME ON BABY, ALMOST THERE!

wait.... what the FUUUUUUUCK :(!!!!!"
Digglet Poop by Perzycorp June 24, 2005

youtube poop 

Cartoons randomly remixed together would be the most simple definition. Some of them are well made, have make some kind of sense and some kind of clever joke, but that's the 1% of youtube poops. The remaining 99% is a monument to the amount of stupid people all over youtube: They consist of taking an already popular clip from a cartoon, picking one of the frames and lagging it for a while so it will sound like stuttering, repeating the clip several times applying the same old video effects from wmm we have all seen so many times already and mixing up the words and sentences with other cartoon clips to make it sound like they are saying something silly like "Your ass drives me crazy"
For some reason, it usually results in most people with a retarded sense of humor loving them and making them more popular, eventually gaining enough fans to brainwash people who didn't have that sense of humor in the first place to make them think it's actually funny.
Random youtube poop fan: ROFLMAO!!11! hes sayin I wan some mama luigi in slow motion now! lol! nao its sayin in hig speed! its sound so funy! zomg teh colors are all liek changin now!

sudden poop thrust 

when you all the sudden get the urge to poop... and there is no way you can hold it.
Brian: So I was just at the mall trying on clothes, and got a sudden poop thrust and just knew i had to crap immediately. Man, it came out of nowhere!