by FattyBoomba67 April 26, 2021

When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.
by conky May 5, 2014

A more up-to-date way to annoy friends on social networking sites. A "new rick roll" becomes especially necessary when no one even checks the links you post anymore, because you've already rick rolled all your friends multiple times.
Specific examples of the new rick roll can include but are not limited too: running a straight like on someone's page or pulling a status highjack.
Specific examples of the new rick roll can include but are not limited too: running a straight like on someone's page or pulling a status highjack.
by sweetsarahbelle February 21, 2011

Slang term that means masturbation. When u fake roll dice with your hand it looks like a jerking motion.
Man I'm about to roll the dice haha I'm so horny.
Where's jimmy? He went to go roll the dice in the closet
Where's jimmy? He went to go roll the dice in the closet
by LD;) October 10, 2017

Police officer: The victim was hit by an oncoming car. It was going too fast for him to avoid it.
Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.
Or
"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"
Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.
Or
"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"
by Pandeer Glepstein July 10, 2018

The act of taking a shit outside in extreme cold weather, where the shit only gets half way out of your ass hole before freezing solid.
by Webster definer March 24, 2024

Getting absolutely demolished. Often when a person is outplayed physically mentally or verbally. After asserting dominance in any situation its crucial that you exclaim "rolled" to show your dominance.
by Shammy Shake God February 25, 2021
