kbbl moment

when kbbl does a big funny

kbbl: *does a big funny*
lol kbbl youre so funny, what a kbbl moment

by heeeeck December 20, 2020

Harvey moment

When he / she says something so stupid your eyes flicker back and you enter full Harvey price moment

For example

Aaron “Yo Tom I am going to ruin redemption 2 ending to josh , tell me what happens at the end?”
Tom - “your going to ruin the game for ur self”
Aaron “oh yh”
*Aaron has entered full Harvey moment*

by toms memes November 2, 2018

@calb57 moment

This phrase is used whenever anime (loli), or furry content is sent in a discord channel.

Weeb: *sends picture of a loli furry OC*

Epic Gamer: @calb57 moment

by DutchVan derLinde June 2, 2021

Tourette's Moment

A sudden outburst of swearing brought on by the stupidity of others

"Gah, cunts! Fuck! Shit!"

"What's wrong, dude?"

"Just having a Tourette's Moment, the payroll guys fucked me over again, no overtime!"

by facibus October 25, 2012

Brain dead moment

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.

Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”

by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022

EPICEST GAMER MOMENT

You Stay A Virgin Till You Die, But You Have Beaten Every Game You Could Buy (Also You're In Debt)

Can Also Be Said If You Murder/Rape The Entire Family Of That Dude Who Kept Calling You A Gay Failed Abortion Noob

Also Applies If You Alter History By Ripping Time And Space So You Can Say The N Word Without A Pass (This Also Works If You Assassinate Obama And Take His Godly N Word Pass)

I have done an EPICEST GAMER MOMENT

Person 2: John, This Is Your Mothers Funeral....

John: Well You Know What They Say!

Person 2: I Swear To God If You Say You Can't Spell Funeral With Fun, I will Commit Necrophilla With Your Dead Mother And Send You The Video

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx March 2, 2021

Teachable moment

I mean, you're just saying it because I said it

Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024