A pedophile that lurks in the deepest nether regions of mud puddles. He also very much enjoys to give the good succ to little children still on the clock. Faps to large amounts of loli porn. We love him though because we lack real friends.
Person 1: What's that crusty penis in that elementary school yard mud puddle?
Person 2: That's Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab.
Person 2: That's Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab.
by Girl with a dick June 23, 2018
Get the Horhay The Mexican Mudcrabmug. When a Mexican family goes camping next to the border so that they can illegally cross it the next day
by XxDjango UnchainedxX July 27, 2016
Get the mexican campingmug. When you place your dick in a hard taco shell, cover it with hot sauce, and then jam it into your partner forcefully causing the shell to explode into a hundred pieces. The hot sauce in combination with the razor sharp tortilla fragments will cause your partner to let out a high pitched squeal.
My girl loves a good mexican squealer bro. Not only does she like the hottest hot sauce, she also likes diced jalapeños on top so her panucha burns for days!
by LecheKing May 30, 2022
Get the mexican squealermug. by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022
Get the Mexican Pop-tartmug. by Banned As DC September 1, 2020
Get the Mexican Takeoutmug. by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016
Get the Mexican Tree Warmug. A mexican who's from the rural parts of Mexico tends to dress in cowboy boots and sombreros not to be confused with a redneck cowboy as the styles differ typically listen to banda and corridos and drive SUVs or trucks
by Emilio ortiz July 26, 2018
Get the Cowboy mexicanmug.