Mexican blindfold

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, you grab your nutsack and stretch your ball skin over her eyes.

Mike : Hey Joey how was your night?
Joey: Great I have a girl a Mexican blindfold !

by Dirrtylarry February 10, 2023

Mexican blindfold (Zoro)

Wrapping your ball skin over someone’s eyes.

Mike: How was your night last night?
Joey: great I have a girl the Mexican blindfold (Zoro) and she couldn’t see shit!

by Dirrtylarry February 10, 2023

Mexican Street Corn

When you’re having sex with a woman with a yeast infection and her period starts, covering your dick with cottage cheese discharge and blood

Bro: How was Paisley?
You: Dude, she totally Mexican Street Corned me!

by Ewwwgrossdude February 12, 2023

Mexican pancake

When a man c#ms on a woman’s face then it dries up to look like a pancake

Person 1: yo what did you do last night?
Person 2: i Mexican pancaked yo mama

by Laлddg February 14, 2023

Mexican terminator

Some Mexican guy who wanted to be the terminator and is named Juan Sanchez

I called my friend the Mexican terminator after he terminated them tacos

by Beans2954 February 14, 2023

Mexican flash-bang

A reoccurring phenomenon that happens in the south west when a woman is suddenly surrounded by an enormous group of mexicans that kill and rape her (in that order) leaving just as fast as they came, with only the woman's dead body laying on the ground bleeding out. The whole process takes roughly 3 seconds.

I dont know man, it just happened, like a Mexican flash-bang

by Omegav February 23, 2023

Mexican Pipecleaner

A sexual position in which Raul Moonfaced Bitch Garcia lets down her long hair and cuts a few pieces then braids them and shoves it down a man’s pee hole.

Raul the Moonfaced Bitch asks the barber to cut a few strands of her hair and braid them so she could shove give Steven a Mexican Pipecleaner.

by Father Nutbuster March 30, 2025