i like girl in red

This is a code word to tell someone you’re lesbian

“Mom i like girl in red”
Mom: oh so you’re a lesbian

by Sherlock_Moldy_Potato💅🌈 January 30, 2021

more like Jar Jar

When an idea or something else is so stupid, that it drops to the level of Jar Jar Binks. Props be deserved if you have the cojones to actually say it though.

Writer: Ok.. So we get Will Smith and his son... And they crash on an alien planet with fake british accents... And this planet tries to kill them.... But that planet is actually Earth!
Logical person: *Thinks* More like Jar Jar!

Had logical person been brave, this world would have been spared another atrocity.
Another example:

Writer: So it's a remake of Annie... BUT SHE"S NOT A GINGER!
Everyone: *Thinks* More like Jar Jar!
Guy: *Says* More like Jar Jar! that is a horrible idea. Just keep annie on broadway!
Everyone: That's Racist!

The moral being "Speak up if it's clearly a bad idea!"

by LShockley April 15, 2015

Like watching snails fuck

When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.

I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!

by potwo84 January 25, 2011

Purple like lelouch's eyes

The most perfect eyes you will ever gaze into the best of best colors the color of purple like Lelouch's eyes.

Fangirls: Oh my god did you guys see that! it was purple like Lelouch's eyes

by HigeViBritannia August 25, 2010

Dancing like chickens in a pen

To take ecstasy and dance throughout the night without stop like chickens dancing in a pen.

I was dancing like chickens in a pen

Tom was mashed and was dancing like chickens in a pen

There was a lot of people dancing like chickens in a pen

by John Mates April 28, 2007

i like your cookies

Referencing a girl- I like your pussy
Referencing a boy- I like your dick

I like your cookies do you wanna smash?

by The Cocktionary May 30, 2017

Beat off Like a Monkey

To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.

"Dude whats that stain on the wall?"

"I Beat off Like a Monkey the other day."

"Haha sick!"

by sjp092 February 16, 2010