dirty baranda

When a a male or female(hopefully female) gives a bj, also knows as head, to a male after having anal sex and in the process of giving head the recipient of the bj falls asleep.

friend 1: i did a dirty baranda last night. i dirty baranded this one girl
friend 2: what you mean you dirty baranded a girl
friend 1: she was giving me head after we did anal and i fell asleep
friend 2: niiiiiiiceeeeeeeeee

by Esemikey September 21, 2012

Dirty Politician

When you promise a girl no butt-stuff but you surprise her with anal anyways because you know she wants it.

“What ever happen to you and Lauren?”

“Gave her the ole Dirty Politician, lets make anal great again!”

by Redblossom January 5, 2019

Dirty Angeleen

When a woman inserts an organic cupcake into her pussy, then makes you glaze it with cum, then pulls it out and you both eat it.

I was expecting coffee and cake, but she surprised me with a Dirty Angeleen instead. The cupcake was a bit salty.

by Skorpio J June 6, 2020

Dirty Cailyn

A dirty Cailyn is only for the legless. You start by spitting on the dick, then you begin to spin on the dick, putting your arms out and becoming one as a helicopter. Right as he’s about to cum, you just get up and leave. But with your arms of course, army crawling, because you have no legs.

Man Mary gave me a dirty cailyn last night and her thighs shook so hard they fell off

by Catsarenicee August 28, 2022

dirty bumper

When you are racing in the house like you have a tampon in the wrong hole and eyes wide open like the first time you had anal... cause saying "I'm crowning" is the nice version of what is going on at your back door.

Dammit, outta my way (waddling to the bathroom), I have a dirty bumper!

by Regina McSasserson June 9, 2014

Dirty Fiene

When a girl shits on a guys chest then rubs it in with her ass.

She gave Chaten a dirty fiene last night Bruh.

by BigdaddysD January 12, 2016

Dirty Gaynor

Where a female lubricates her vagina on the big toe of her male or female partner and then spoons the said lubricant into a glass container to be used in old age when her vagina is dry and dusty.

She gave me the dirty Gaynor last night for good measure.

by GreatBigToe May 19, 2019