Holy buckets of cheese and crackers 

What you would say instead of holy shit or a variation thereof.

"Look at that!"

"Holy buckets of cheese and crackers!"

Holy buckets of cheese and crackers by Gaarasgirl October 18, 2009

The quarter pounder with cheese 

After arousing your girlfriends sexual interests, you forcibly shove half of your clenched fist up her ass (hence the "quarter", since a "full" would be both fists), whilst simultaneously ejaculating into her anus.

The quarter pounder with cheese:

Bob: Once I got Harriet in the mood, I gave her the ol' "quarter pounder with cheese" to liven things up a little!

Doug: Sick!

The quarter pounder with cheese by Illuminati Man March 22, 2010

Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito 

The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.

EX.

Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags

Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito by Cele696969 October 31, 2011

Age the Cheese 

When a uncircumcised male partner allows smegma (cheese) to build up in his foreskin and presses or docks his foreskin to a partners anus to allow them to express flatulence (fart), inflating the foreskin and mixing the flatus with the smegma. The mixture of gasses and smegma creates a stench and alters the smegma in a way the resembles aged cheese - according to those who taste it afterwards.

I ain't bathed in 6 days, baby and you are sounding' mighty gassy. Get over here and pucker your sweet asshole to daddy's uncut pecker so we can age the cheese.. and bring the crackers.

Age the Cheese by ipiwtd August 25, 2011

Block of Cheese 

The act of giving a woman oral sex from behind. (It tastes good but it smells bad)

Taylor totally did the block of cheese to Chelsea last night!

Block of Cheese by theloligager November 19, 2013

Texan Stinky Cheese 

When you melt cheese onto the woman's breasts, cum into the cheese, and lick it off the woman's body.

Wow, that Texan Stinky Cheese I performed last night smelled awful, but tasted great!

Texan Stinky Cheese by LosDiosDeAlberto September 21, 2014

pepperoni pizza with cheese 

when the establishment wishes to find malicious intent for something with absolutely no meaning

"it's literally just pepperoni pizza with cheese, no meaning at all"

pepperoni pizza with cheese by arandompersonnothingspecialher April 29, 2019