Birthday Cake

A promiscuous woman

A woman that has been with a group of friends.

Dude, your girlfriend's not even a thot, she's a birthday cake...everyone has had a slice of that.

by Todd Jacob Wilberly November 13, 2017

Cake

Is a reference to a spoilt desert dish, normally used as a gag at frat parties. The general act of cake is when one defecates into some unfortunate unsuspecting individuals gateau, laughs mischievously, replaces the top of the gateau and leaves the room.
Said victim, proceeds to scoff the pudding suspecting that gandma has forgotten the appropriate place to empty her colostomy bag.

Said victim - 'Nan, if you keep shitting in my gateau, it's going to a real...'
Nan - 'If you criticize my baking skills again I will shit into your wellington boots, I have never baked a Cake in my life!'
Said victim - 'What is a Cake?'
Nan - 'I don't know look it up on urban dictionary'
Said victim - 'They would never have the balls to put that up'
Nan - 'This is becoming a bit repetitive now, they're just doing their job'

by Iron Balls Billy October 2, 2012

matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

by fagggatron November 22, 2021

Caked

Getting the snot rocked out of your skull.

Dude, you see that fight last night?
Ya bro, dude got caked!

by Big coop dogg October 4, 2020

cake

The butt of anyone (male or female.)

Look at her, she barely has any cake.
Wow! That's some real cake she got there.

by channie's menu September 5, 2020

Green Bay Chocolate Cake

Similar to a Green Bay Butter Churner, in which Partner 1 shits into a mixing bowl, then stuffs it into partner 2's ass. The amount put in should correlate to the size of cake you want. Partner 1 then fucks Partner 2 in the ass until it becomes the consistency of a chocolate cake mix. If you don't have enough stamina to last long enough to make the mix, you may use help from others. The second step is to pour it out into a cake pan and bake it at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 30-35 minutes until firm. This serves 3-5 people.

Max: Yo, Connor just baked a Green Bay Chocolate Cake for my birthday!

Kaelyn: Dang I wish I was there I'm so jealous.

by Len-Nation July 17, 2025

nutty nutty fruit cake

that one thing ur science teacher never stops saying when she doesn’t like something

science teacher: i had to give up my planning period that’s nutty nutty fruit cake

by mrworldwidemr3O5 February 9, 2022