John

A Tall, Handsome, awkward young man who has brown hair and the most beautiful brown eyes to match their gorgeous smile. John is very kind and respectful and an all around cool dude.

P1: Hey did you see John today?
P2: yeah he told me I looked nice today

by Shistersnapped December 19, 2018

John

John is a basic ass name
And if you have you boring

John: Hi
Normal person: bro get the Fuck out my face your name is John 💀

by Someomeis69ingyourmom January 25, 2023

Klondike like Leto John

When some one looks a lot like Elton John

She is wearing square glasses so she Klondike like Leto John

by Realfactd May 30, 2023

John

A goddamn bully, doesn’t like Apple products and is a lover of fried chicken

Everyone needs a John in their lives

by Roobee11 August 4, 2020

St John's School Boy

A good looking and handsome boy. Cool to talk and joke with but will chop you by hook or crook.

I like that St John's School boy. He really deserves the J Town green top

by J Town boy June 3, 2022

John thomas

Penishe

He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee

by Cynomane June 19, 2023

John

A "John" is a slang word, used for a nicotine/vape product, specifically a Juul/Pod.

"Yo, pass the John."
"You got a John?"

by Nagant Pelenkov November 1, 2020