only one of us walks away

slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One

Only one of us walks away…

by pseudonymking:) June 9, 2023

Old Man Walking

An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.

Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.

Kyle punched my nuts, but I was a dead man walking.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.

Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

WHO'S walking WHOM???

What a casually-observing neighbor will amusedly ask you if da dog dat you're taking for a stroll is enthusiastically pulling you along.

I often run into da classic "WHO'S walking WHOM???" scenareo when helping out my neighbors by leading their eager-to-be-out-and-about dogs around town on a leash, so I always opt for a harness instead of a collar, so dat I don't risk having said forward-tugging canines feel choked and breathless.

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

Louisiana style walking

When youre walking down the street and pissing at the same time

That man is Louisiana style walking down Bourbon ST.

by Meow meow kitty meow LA February 21, 2026

Alabama Skin-Walker

Person eats ass but also gets there ass eaten.

I did the Alabama Skin-Walker down in the wash.

by Goobackcandle January 17, 2025