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Tits

Two squishy bumps on ur chest that are beautiful any size, shape, or colour. Except blue. If u have blue tits u should probably go get that checked out.
Person 1: woahhh, her tits are HUUUGEE
Person 2: *punches person 1* RESPECT WOMEN
by TheMegwan August 28, 2020
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Calm your tits

If an Italian girl is in rage and wants herself or humans sourring herself to calm the f*** down
Jeanne: OMG I totally failed this exam
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!
by claudethehot September 3, 2020
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Tits on

In the event that something crazy happens or works out in your favor.
Kaleb: Snuck back in through the window tonight since mom was home. Have a good night man.

Hunter: Tits on!! See you tomorrow!
by Hunter_9119 September 4, 2020
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No Tit Brigade

Girls with very small or no breasts are members of the No Tit Brigade (also known as the NTB).
Did you see what Karen was wearing last night? She’s definitely a member of the No Tit Brigade.
by G12345! September 20, 2020
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Tit hug

when a girl with good size tits, who is slightly shorter than the person being hugged, hugs someone so her tits are right under where their heart is, so her tits can support and heal their broken, damaged little heart
Man I could really go for a tit hug right now because today just isn't my day.
by UrbanTomato September 24, 2020
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Tit hug

When a girl with good size tits, who is slightly shorter than the person being hugged, hugs someone so her tits are right under where their heart is, so her tits can support and heal their broken, damaged little heart.
Man I could really use a tit hug because today just ain't my day.
by UrbanTomato September 24, 2020
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calm your tits

When someone gets too excited over small things...
Wow David's text was a bit much... Hey David calm your tits.
by canea October 21, 2020
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