Simp

a dude who is only nice to females so they'll fuck him.

Tommy: Sarah wouldn't have sex with me even after I called beautiful!

Bill: You sound like a fucking simp Tom.

by GarbageMonster October 10, 2020

SIMP

Nathan Butterfield

My name is Nathan Butterfield and I am a SIMP for Leanna.

by Virgil Mcaffery April 28, 2020

Simp

Escher McSimpson

Bro that kid Escher is always simping. He knows hes never going to hit that but yet he still simps.

by Russwest44 March 5, 2020

simp

a person who literally goes all out for a girl who will never like them

dude i just bought jenna a whole ass car, macbook, and the new iphone 12 but she still rejected me.

“my dude a simppp”

by simpdude November 8, 2020

Simp

Trent

Gosh Trent you’re such a ducking simp to Ashley.

by A1phaT4G17 October 21, 2020

simp

To spend money on someone who is clearly out of your league, hoping that he/she will acknowledge you. (Alternatively: someone who simps.) While the word is originally an insult, it has been somewhat reclaimed by the livestreaming community, who use it as a tongue-in-cheek synonym for donating to a streamer.

Me: Mom can i have money to buy burger?
Mom: To buy burger?
Me: Yeeees.
Me: *actually uses money to simp to vtubers like a boss*
S U P E R C H A T T I M E

by Baconfry December 4, 2020

Ing Simp

A unintentional typo that occurs when you type "FUCKING SIMP" and it appears as "****ING SIMP". It indicates the use of a regularly used profanity followed by a guy whose existence seems to be based around praising and agreeing with whatever points is made by a female.

Guy may be a serial apologists and is a geek over movies like LotR or a nerd about taxonomy/orchids.

-Playing a FPS-

Girl: Oh my god, why did you get the last hit? Why did you steal my kill????
SIMP: OH NO, SORRY KWEEN. I didn't mean too. You deserved it. uwu
Friend: Stop being a ****ING SIMP!!

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021