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National kiss John day

Find someone named john and kiss them
Haley find John and kissed his cheek on National kiss John day
by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 18, 2022
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Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.
Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.
by Cmonkey April 18, 2022
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desert kiss

The act of kissing someone with your asshole.
"I'm pretty sure last night I got a desert kiss from Bernice!"
by SaucedOnYourFace March 16, 2017
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Kiss the Witch

Slang within gay circles, namely religious priest who are trying to hide their homosexuality, that refers to kissing the underside of a circumcised penis. The term is used as code for beginning a "blow job" to relieve sexual tensions. Mockery of the matter is the penis head circumcized looks like a witch with a hat. This is purported to be the slang used by ghost gay leaders within the Catholic Church and has been considered "odd" and peculiar by Talk Show Host Raymond Arroyo. It is code given the dispute as to whether Sodomy is sin or whether modern science has proven sexuality transcends natural law.
"Let me heal you with my mouth and kiss the witch". Just calm down and let someone kiss the witch.
by Templar Knight of Light October 20, 2023
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baboon kiss

When you bump butts with someone intentionally or not. Like butterfly kisses, but for asses.
My bad, didn’t mean to give you a baboon kiss bud.
by Tannis July 27, 2019
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Kissing the Unicorn

Sucking Cock, A reference to the music video "Blow" by Kesha.
Yo home girl why don't you come over to my house later to start kissing the unicorn in my pants?
by Kissing the Unicorn March 24, 2011
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National kiss your bff

Mary: hey du...
*Kiss*
Mary: wtf was that for?!?!
You: it’s National kiss your bff day
by m&msaretasty October 23, 2019
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