HALF SUCKED BLACK BALL

A half cast with black and white parents

Kid1: Both my parents are new zealand born Europeans.

Kid2: My father is Maori and my mother is English.

Kid1: So your a HALF SUCKED BLACK BALL

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 4, 2021

national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Circle suck

When someone gets on both and proceeds to suck your dick. The term circle suck comes when you lift them off their legs and start rotating them around in a vertical motion while they’re still mouthed to your dick.

Otis was talking shit so I told him to get on both, and I’ll help him circle suck me

by JoeBidenIsAcommunist November 22, 2020

parents suck

What every teenager thinks

TEENAGER: My parents suck

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck

Using your fist, you prolapse your sexual partners anus, then give said prolapsed anus a blowy.

Fuck you bro, I gave your sister a good old fashioned South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck last night.

by Bbslimm January 4, 2021

The Suck and Crush

The Suck and Crush is a sex move where you get done sucking your partners phalice, and then you crush your partners phalice against your head like a beer can!

Girl: I'm sadistic so I'm gonna perform The Suck and Crush on Daniels dick lol.
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha

by ZenTheEpicManEpicly June 4, 2020