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Blue Oval Disease

Blue Oval Disease is common among Americans. It is a disease in which the person infected is completely convinced that Ford automobiles are the best in the world. The infected person lacks the understanding that their car or truck is not the best in the world. To the infected person any other automobile is junk and does not meet the American standards of transportation. This disease can have many symptoms, and examples.
Blue Oval Disease Examples

EXAMPLE- Rusty Wallace is gonna win because he drives a Ford.

EXAMPLE- You would not have that problem with a Ford.

EXAMPLE- Everyone knows that Mustangs are not the fastest cars on the road. The person infected will tell you his/hers is.

EXAMPLE- They are the first to complain about other manufactures design flaws, and how Ford doesn't have any.....lol.
by Tech Guy September 30, 2009
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Blue Cheese

1. Cheese That Smells Like Ass!
2. Cheese Thats Blue
1. EW That Guys Eating Blue Cheese!
2. Holy Shit That Cheese Is Blue!
by Seagulls of Satan September 28, 2008
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blue cheese surprise

when a girl lets a guy go down on her and does not inform him that she has a yeast infection with vaginal discharge
Damn bro, that smoking hot chick that I took home from the bar last night got me good with the ole blue cheese surprise. I went down on her and got a mouthful.
by nitehock August 20, 2013
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comes out of the blue

"He seemed so surprised from the news that comes out of the blue"
by Dolucky April 12, 2021
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blue haired lib

someone who doesn’t actually have blue hair i just lost an argument and that’s my only comeback also i probably haven’t gone outside or touched a woman and i’m a raging virgin who reads AO3 to simulate human contact
“that stupid blue haired liberal is trying to give ppl rights and morals
by plnetj September 3, 2021
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Touching Blue Pencil

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.
Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.
by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012
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Virtual Blue Ball

when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.
Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.
by i<3eg May 21, 2009
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