Do farts have lumps?

Question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just shit themself. Basically, they sharted. Treat this with good humour, but at a fair distance upwind of the individual.

DUDE 1 : Hey, lets go cropdust that fat guy outside Wal-Mart!
DUDE 2 : Okay!
DUDE 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : OH YEAH! SNIFF THAT ASS CLOWN!)
DUDE 2 : (near fat guy) (BLOODY RIPPER) (thinks in head : Do farts have lumps?)
FAT GUY : You sick bastard!
HOT CHICK : That man is my hero! I want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!

by Jim E. Junk May 1, 2006

What Do You Mean

A phrase often used by TSM_Myth and Daequan when they hit a good snipe or get killed in Fortnite

*Daequan gets killed* WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS GAMES DOO DOO

by PoggersInChat May 16, 2018

Oh Yes....Do It again!

When an unexpected blow job is offered imediately for the 2nd time. Must be stated in a deep voice and loud!

"Tom do you want me to suck it again? Oh yes....Do it again! "

by Dudley Deep Diver March 11, 2010

watch me do me

a reply to anything. Often used as a retort.

Teresa: yo michelle lets go play some touch football
Michelle: naaww watch me do me.

by McLovin and TBAG March 18, 2009

Do Ya Bad ( DYB)

A bunch of fake ass suburban '' gangstas'' who think they are hard but they can only talk shit on myspace becuase they shook.

I heard Do Ya Bad ( DYB)) is trying claim the cordova FOURM on MYSPACE.

by isuckdickalot October 2, 2006

do you smell bacon?

A phrase similar to "I smell bacon" indicating that a law enforcement officer may be in the vicinity. See Bacon

Usually asked to your partner(s) in less than legal deeds when you think the cops may be afoot but are not completely sure or don't see them. Can also be used to bring up the suspicion that somebody may be a cop to said friend.

Can also be used as a phrase to alert homies and ask them to look around for police activity in the area.

May have originated from the movie "Wayne's World" when character Wayne Campbell asks Garth if he smells bacon in front of a police officer outside a diner.

*black Crown Victoria rolls down street*
Stoner 1: "Do you smell bacon?"
Stoner 2: "Yea man, put that shit out."
*hides joint as cop turns around*

by henup September 26, 2007

do the drapes match the carpet

a girls hair color being the same has her pussy hair

your pussy hair is blonde just like on your head

by Chody May 27, 2003