ultimate minge cheese 

the last part of cheese in the part of a womans anatomay that must be removed via the use of a douche. this bit of cheese is usually incredibly manky or otherwise disgusting. quite tasty to those of the swedish persuasion.

"i was wiv some really skanknin bird the other night.>"
"oh yeah"
"it took five hours with a douche to remove that last bit of ultimate minge cheese. i was knackered..."

ultimate minge cheese by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

son of a cheese 

Someone so irritating they must be related to the king of all annoyance, Cheese. Like an alternative to arsaholic.

*Harry steals pencil case and throws it out the window then administers an ehhhrrr....*

John: "Aaargh you son of a cheese!"

son of a cheese by Phaidan October 24, 2006

broccoli and cheese soup 

a fine gourmet soup that is served for dinner and tastes delicious..usually served with crackers and cheese.

i like to eat broccoli and cheese soup after school.

broccoli and cheese soup by leslie lovely looks May 5, 2009

spreading the cream cheese 

When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.

Robert Tumbusch likes spreading the cream cheese

spreading the cream cheese by Tarek_the_Destroyer October 26, 2010

Making a Grilled Cheese

1. Making love to a fat chick. The stench in the sheets after she leaves is similar to that of a grilled cheese sandwich. 2. Code word for banging a fat chick.

Friend: I made a grilled cheese last night.
You: You really got to lay off the fat chicks.

Friend: Where is Tim?
You: Making a grilled cheese :wink wink:

Making a Grilled Cheese by Fatty Slayer October 18, 2011

sack cheese scraper 

One who removes duck butter type substances from the testicles of mlaes using their front teeth

I felt Timmys teeths nibble into my sack has he scrped the thick layer of duck butter away

sack cheese scraper by Iain McPherson May 24, 2004

chocolate and cheese 

1. An incredible album by Ween
2. A delicious, underrated combo

1. Chocolate and cheese is the epitome of good music.
2. Chocolate and cheese is the epitome of tastiness.

chocolate and cheese by Daniel Gunton July 12, 2006