Cake

Fat person, they have eaten too much cake

Omg have you seen her recently, she's an absolute cake

by Cakehunter January 22, 2022

Caked out

When someone you know used to be slim but now they have put on loads of weight and are now caked out.

Jeez did you see Hayleigh, since she had the baby she has caked out

by Cakehunter January 22, 2022

Cake hunter

Somebody that hunts for cake. A fatty, an obese person, somebody that puts cake before salad

My aunt Sarah is the biggest cake hunter. Size of her

by Cakehunter January 22, 2022

Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

Dauntless Cake

It is a dauntless cake. What else do I need to say? Tobias loves his cake. Only Divergent fans will understand. NEVER TAKE THE DAUNTLESS CAKE AWAY!!!

Tobias: Hey Tris, can I have some cake?
Tris: Sure, I just made some Dauntless cake

by ThatrandomDauntlessinatiate December 13, 2021

Caked

Noun: The condition of one’s the hair/fur being adorned with ejaculate.

Verb: To cover and imbed another’s hair/fur with ejaculate.

-“That’s a sticky looking puppy, what happened?”
-“He’s caked.”

by Cricket Dungeon December 28, 2021

Birthday cake

A buttock.

Alisa went to the club and got drunk. She then decided to show everyone how beautiful her birthday cake truly is.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 10, 2022