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Witch face

Someone who has a face like a witch. Stringy hair, rotten teeth, unruly eyebrows, moles on their face, long sunken-in faces, long chins, huge foreheads, and dark circles under their eyes. A crooked nose, a cackling laugh. Mean, evil, and scares people away
Rose Marie is the scariest person in Grand Rapids because she has a witch face. and mean witch attitude
Rose Marie can't get a date because she has an ugly witch face and personality to match.
by TarotReader August 12, 2023
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schmoop face

The face you make when someone asks you to smile but you don’t want to.
Come on Joce, that’s not a smile that’s a schmoop face!”
by Chichitara September 25, 2023
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Face Dog

Chinese term, referring to a person, that is extremely focused on the looks of another.
To be honest the most important thing for me in a woman is her face, I'm such a face dog.

I choose my lover on the looks of their face.
Whoa, you're such a face dog~
by Monk preaching about Chaos December 5, 2021
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Jake-Face

A "Jake-Face" is a rare breed of Jake. Native to the lands of South Wales, he can be found roaming the beaches of Swansea. Often wearing a bucket hat and always has the best tunes.

A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!

If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.

But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.
Example #1
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"

Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"

Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."

Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"
by Captain fantastic. July 7, 2022
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Cum face

An honerable statement though frowned apon in some cultures and groups that is a unisex phrase that is actually a compliment at the end of the day but mostly males use this as a way to show their affection towards you so wether you agree with it or not it is a compliment
1.Guy:what’s up cum face

Girl: hey daddy

2. Girl: oh my god girl he is so sexy, like straight cum face

Hell yess
by Titty hickey July 18, 2022
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Des Face

Usually taken in picture form but also used when sitting staring at someone. Also called resting bitch face. Although it looks like she wants to kill you it can also be adorable.

Many will know this face from multiple women.
Have you saw this girls picture? "Wow she looks like she wants to stab you, thats definitely a des face"
by 148J July 21, 2022
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Turd face

A word used to tell someone they are as ugly as a baby and a good word for when your angry at someone.

Often used in sentences like:
Give me back my wife you turd face!”
by Mars_:) June 23, 2022
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