Hood King

Every neighborhood has one, they are not chosen but watched real carefully from friends, enemies, employers, and even Police departments; an individual who keeps up in illegal activity for a long period of time, who also been arrested and fingerprinted

The HOOD KING was doing wheelies on his dirt bike.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

No Kings

When your team lost, and you can’t handle it.

I can’t wait to attend the No Kings protest!

by Sugarnipzz October 17, 2025

12 to the king

When you accidentally waste money on something that benefits someone else who dont deserve it. can be any number i just thought 12 was funny.

ex: “ Guess that’s 12 to the king, im never seeing again”

by thefreckledasian June 16, 2022

King Kong

The King Kong is what you call a person that has a long slong and You have to congragulate them by saying Whoa you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong

Oh Babe you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong

by King Kong Long Slong March 8, 2021

King for Root

When a red headed man with a thousand yard stare, let’s call him ‘James’ for this hypothetical example, is touched inappropriately by an indirect family member

Long time no see my beautiful nephew, how about some king for root?

by onlineman May 8, 2022

Beard king

Beard King is the name bestowed upon the great King of Chin Hair, the Ruler of all that flows follically, the Master of Manicured Man Hair. He is the greatest example of Beardness ever known. He. Is. Eric.

Eric has been Beard King since 2016, his reign has been historic.

by The BeardKing June 7, 2021

King Gizzard

1. Easily the most exciting band since the turn of the century, or ever.
They put out 1-5 albums per year, completely varying in genre base (psych-rock, thrash and prog metal, avante garde jazz, folk, garage, electronica, indie, prog rock, etc..), yet still incredibly consistent in quality. Not a jam band, a band that jams.

2. A band with an amazing and dedicated fan base of very kind people.

“Yo do you like King Gizzard”
“They are OK, but I’ve only listened to Omnium Gatherum.”
“Understandable, That is not their best work, check out Nonagon Infinity or L.W”
“Wow! These guys rock! So Crish.”

by Churd August 6, 2024