National Cat Day

The best time of year, and obviously best time for cats. This wonderful holiday lands on December 25. You must respect this day and treat your kitty cat like a king and queen, or else...

Friend 1: hey speaking of cats, what's the date tommorow?

Friend 2: December 25th, don't you have a phone?

Friend 1: oh! Its national Cat Day! Bye gotta go buy gifts for my dear cat!

Friend 2: ...what?

by DaCatDud September 29, 2021

my cat is jumping

feeling sexy, bored, looking for something to do, ready to get a little wild or crazy, maybe used sexually but doesn't always mean sex, just looking for a thrill

I am going crazy tonight! I can't find anyone to go out with and my cat is jumping!

Must be a full moon tonight, I can already tell my cat is jumping!

by beautymos November 5, 2012

Putting the chicken into the cat

When a male is putting his chicken (penis) into a woman's cat (pussy). Essentially, it is a discrete yet humorous term for making love.

If there is a sock and a lock, he is putting the chicken into the cat.

by Silentius September 27, 2011

Mad men and cats

Crazy, busy, alot happening, hectic.

Its mad men and cats out there

by Bangin billy November 2, 2023

Hot Dog Cat

VERB: The act of seemingly-nonchalantly relaxing while simultaneously posing in a very modelesque way.

Whoa, look at that guy hot dog catting! He must subconsciously think he's super cool or something?!

by This Isn't My Real Name December 18, 2012

Cat Piss Drinker

An individual who enjoys only the finest of feline fluids. Someone who is just a heavily troubled individual with deep seeded problems.

Koko is such a Cat Piss Drinker, always throwing away his pay check on e-girls. I hope he can get it together and get out of his mother’s basement.

by The Actual Worst April 27, 2021

Saber Tooth Cat

A prehistoric super old bitch/lady who prays on young men. AKA Cougars Mom.

When your dating a man who's the same age as your grandson your a ,"Saber Tooth Cat."

by JaLa August 13, 2012