bum in the butter

To experience a stroke of good fortune. British.

Saw Mark down the market, he found a finger in a can of tomatoes and got a huge settlement.

So he's got his bum in the butter, again.

by Shuaman October 24, 2018

Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.

He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.

by DTTHELEGEND May 4, 2025

Butter back bitch

A fat person with a bad attitude and knocked knees

“Wow I can’t believe that butter back bitch said that!?”

by Kat138 April 3, 2024

Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things

Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok

by YBPYT October 1, 2021

knat butter

The butter like substance that accumulates on a male dogs penis that attract knats

The knat butter on your dogs dick is attracting alot of knats

by Bubbakush112 April 19, 2018

Peamnut Butter Bamgels

The best snack for when you cant sleep

Me at 4:30 pm: I'm going to go to bed early tonight so I can be refreshed in the morning.

Me at 1:20 am: mhhhhm Peamnut Butter Bamgels

by Castor Charmwood September 11, 2020

Ghost Butter Churner

One man holding a second man’s penis, while a third grasps firmly the first man’s hand creating motion with the first man’s hand.

Rudy really enjoyed Christian’s firm grip from Keith during the Ghost butter churner.

by Cumguzzler92648 April 24, 2024