Black Mexican

A Haitian masquerading as a Mexican national to take the long way to NYC. Also inserting a mezcal worm up the balloon knot.

I saw a black Mexican knee boarding on the Rio Grande. Probably a world traveler.

by Jedsall August 7, 2022

Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart

I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants

by Fucko October 27, 2021

sleeping mexican

Sleeping mexican is a shot taken when you snort the chili, do the tequila, and eat a nachos topped with guacamole. Often mexicans fall asleep after this.

Catherine: 'Hey let's do another Sleeping Mexican'

Naomi: 'We can't, the mexicans are all asleep from the last round'

by Sele November 7, 2013

mexican vibrator

The intentional act of farting during anal sex

She dropped a mexican vibrator on me.

by Snuffelupagus September 9, 2023

Mexican Stoplight

The act of doing cocaine and pole dancing while playing red light green light to La Cucaracha. Typically done at sketchy dive bars

I was thinking of going down to the dive bar and getting some girls to do the Mexican Stoplight.
I'm going to get shit faced and do the Mexican Stoplight.

by PhonkLord6767SoFrigginToughBoi September 9, 2025

Mexican Shedding Cobra

A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.

"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."

by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024

Mexican Speedwrench

A crescent wrench

"Hey I need to get off this bolt quickly! Pass me the Mexican Speedwrench!"

by B With The D March 13, 2024