Simp

Someone who really, really, REALLY, likes someone. It might be weird, it might be strange, but... No, it's totally weird. I don't blame you for feeling uncomfortable if someone 'simps' on you.

There are also squirrels in my pants.

Person one: Do you like or simp for her?
Person two: Simp-
Person one: Please stay away from me

by RoseIsANinja November 18, 2020

simp

To act as a simpleton. Normally used to ridicule the behaviour of people which act based on impulse instead of conscious thought.

some teen: wow that lady has got curves, I shall restructure my whole life's priorities around her
chad: simp more pls

by skinnerrrr November 19, 2020

simp

Choosing the girls over the boys

Person 1: Did you hear how he left the boys for the girls?
Person 2: What a simp.

by yeetson November 20, 2020

Simp

If your only being nice
to try to lay the type

12 year olds : you like a girl your a Simp

your talking to a girl Siiiiiiiiiiiiimp

by shrimp dic November 20, 2020

simp

A woman's simp

ethan is a big slave for woman, he is a simp

by pencilcasedaddy November 20, 2020

Simp

A simp is otherwise known as Mr. Ghostman, the biggest simp

GHOST: oh my god you’re so hot (any egirl)
ROSE: oh ghost ur such a simp! not even ur dogs like you cmon man.

by roseeeyy November 20, 2020

Simp

Someone that fakes emotion to get into bed with someone else.

Person 1: You’re really beautiful and kind and everything good in this world!
Person 2: Awe thank you, you’re so sweet!
Person 1: So you wanna chill sometime?
Person 2: Ugh you’re suck a simp!

by Infinite person November 20, 2020