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cracked like a koi fish

While being cracked out of your mind yet still performing. Similar to how a koi fish swim in a small pond cracked out of its mind but still performing.
Som’ shit Brad says

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Fuck boi you are cracked like a koi fish.

Or
Bro I was watching reel rock and I was cracked like a koi fish.
by SonOfAMish October 7, 2021
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Eat like it's yo birthday

*girl fight*

"Yesss you better eat like it's yo birthday bitchhhh"
by SucCcc November 13, 2018
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lie there like a dead fish

When a person has sex with someone and they lie there and expect them to do everything to them and they do nothing in return. It usually means they are selfish and want nothing more than to get off. They are the kind of people that just want to use people for their own personal gain.
"Are you going to just lie there like a dead fish?"

"I have only thirty minutes, make it snappy!"
by dudelistico2012 August 19, 2011
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tax that ass like woah

This phrase can be broken up into two parts. "Tax That Ass" is to have sex with a female in a manner that depletes the energy of the female; in a sense, "taxing" her stamina. The second part, "Like Woah," emphasizes the taxing of the ass.
1) That bitch desires my penis, I'm about to tax that ass like woah!
by Markobrad October 18, 2006
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bowed up like a cutworm

Busy as hell similar to chewie at HTI
Mike get the plant phone I'm bowed up like a cutworm
by Bowed up like a cutworm November 22, 2017
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pimp-type-playa-like

a phrase in reference to a male that keeps his pimp hand strong.Sometimes called a player, or man whore.
She's just hatin' cause im pimp-type-playa-like.
by Begoners March 5, 2009
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like ya cut G

the act of slapping the back of someones neck
like ya cut G slaps back of neck
by bingggg October 5, 2020
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