cunt weasel

A pussy so nasty that you scream as if a weasel had jumped out.

DUDE, I almost shit my pants, stacy's cunt weasel was so nasty!

by Sean Doyle January 9, 2009

Cunt Rag

A female who looks more like Gimli, Son of Gloin, than any other human.

That manipulating and controlling bitch is the worst cunt rag ever.

by For Rohan! April 24, 2008

Cunt Puppet

A person who is a total fucking useless waste of skin; a complete fucking slut; someone who carries more STD's then Teeth.

Katie: You are a useless father.
Me: Shut the Fuck up Cunt Puppet!

by YT (Yours Truly) February 4, 2009

Cunt Bike

Typically known as a Sportster. It's a vehicle NOT meant for men. It is the equivelant of a Geo Tracker. If you were to ride a cunt bike alone, then other people would wonder why you didn't take the time to let your boyfriend ride bitch, so he wouldn't have to take the bus to the Gay Bar that he works at. See also, Ninja 250.

Jimmy dumped his cunt bike while his boyfriend was giving him a handjob.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Cunt Tree

A terrible form of music. It is a variation of the genre of country music. This word can be used in a derogatory manner against country music to express a strong dislike or hatred of it.

That store wouldn't stop playing cunt tree, so I finally left.

by The Midwestrn Soldier May 15, 2005

Cunt Twat

4 articulate fake whores who hang out topless in a natural position with warmth and depth.
A person who is a cunt + a twat and = a cunt twat

Damn that cunt twat is an anal whore.
That cunt twat just farted and blamed it on the couch.

by ...a de January 8, 2010

cunt poker

alternate name for the male sex organ.

After i fucked that bitch my cunt poker was sore.

by csu October 13, 2006